A funny train ride
The weekend before christmas I went to Karlsruhe to visit some very nice friends. I decided to go back not on the direct way but make it an all-over-Germany roundtrip from my home in Leipzig via Frankfurt to Karlsruhe and back via Cologne, Bremen, Kiel and Magdeburg. It was amazingly cold that weekend, down to -18°C at night, but it was nice weather, nevertheless. On Saturday, Dec. 19th, sometime around noon, I boarded the ICE to Frankfurt - well, it didn't really go to downtown Frankfurt, I had to get off at South Station and take the suburban train to downtown to get on my ICE to Karlsruhe there. Amazingly, the train was in time, when it departed from Leipzig. When we arrived in Fulda, our delay was about 10 minutes, and suddenly, after Fulda, large crowds of people were standing in the car where I was. I wondered why they don't sit down - the train wasn't that full. But I found out that they actually waited for the restroom - the only one in the whole train that wasn't frozen. When I walked towards the door just shy of Frankfurt, an old lady was loudly complaining in her Berlin-ish dialect. She was just standing in front of the restroom door and obviously desperately wanted to go there. The conductor stood next to the door, because his office was just there, and looked a little bit annoyed. "Ick bin von da ersten Klasse, ick werd ja wohl jetzt mal uff dit Klo dürfen." Well, the conductor told her that because of the temperatures most of the lavatories are frozen and he then asked where she wanted to get off the train. "Frankfurt Süd". This was kind of a funny situation - not for her, of course -, because we just entered that station while she said that. The conductor told her to hurry up to get her luggage from the first class coaches at other end of the train because the train wouldn't stop for too long. I don't know if she managed to get off there... Actually, some minutes before we arrived in Frankfurt, the conductor said we are 10 minutes late, but he wasn't right, the train arrived just in time. I even got the suburban train that I was supposed to take. Of course, the other ICE to Karlsruhe was 20 minutes late in Frankfurt, so I had plenty of time. Finally on that train, we stopped not long after Frankfurt, for quite a while. The conductor announced that we are going to have a detour via Biblis because of a burning vehicle on the track ahead. Well, I wasn't that annoyed, I got a ride through Biblis and Ludwigshafen for free, cities I've never seen before. It was dark already when we entered Biblis, but still. The train arrived in Karlsruhe 65 minutes late, but the trip wasn't too bad.
Backwards, I took the overnight ICE train Basel - Kiel, which departed from Karlsruhe around half past one in the night. It would bring me to Kiel in 10 hours - and it did! Even one minute early, I arrived in Kiel, after a wonderful train ride through western Germany. Actually, there was another detour on that trip. Although the Mannheim-Frankfurt trackage was open again, shortly before Frankfurt the conductor announced something that really caused me to laugh. "Meine Damen und Herren, es ist Winter! Deshalb ist in Bingen die Oberleitung unten." So, that happens every winter? They could fix that... But we got a detour via Rüdesheim and skipped the scheduled stop at Bingen. And I had breakfast in the service car with a nice view over the Rhine river. Although that detour caused a delay of around 25 minutes, the train managed to be in time again when we arrived in Hamburg. I didn't see much of Kiel, actually, because I only had a 20 minutes stop-over there until my regional train to Lüneburg departed. It was a nice modern motor car, actually two of them in the beginning, but one was coupled off at Lübeck. The short trip from Lüneburg to the famous Uelzen depot styled by Hundertwasser was conducted by a Metronom express train. I was kind of amazed. This train runs every hour with train sets consisting of eight double-deck coaches, and the train was crowded, nevertheless, although it was Sunday afternoon. How full must these trains be in the rush-hour... In Uelzen I had a couple of minutes to visit the station building until my - of course delayed - regional train to Magdeburg departed. Through the Altmark county I arrived in Magdeburg when it was dark. A funny Intercity train with old Interregio equipment to Leipzig waited for people on the neighboring track, it only ran from Magdeburg to Leipzig on that day for some reason. I finally arrived in Leipzig in time and had a 17 hours trip from Karlsruhe behind me.